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Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? A: Odor in the court. Q: What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head?
A: Time to duck. Knock, knock. Little old lady. Little old lady who? Cargo, who? Atch who? Bless you.
Smellmop who? Ew, no thanks! Catsup who? Radio Radio, who?
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Radio-not, here I come! Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? Doctor who? Doris who? I love. I love who? Howard who? Howard you like a bear hug! Sing who? Water who? Water you doing in my house?!? Amish who? Awe, I miss you too. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here. Hike who? Sweden who? Sweden sour chicken! Q: What did the asparagus say to the mushroom? Q: What does a nosy pepper do? Q: Why do we put candles on the top of a birthday cake? Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake? A: Because he wanted to be a watermelon. A: Lunch and dinner.
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You oughta put a bag on that baby's head. That baby is just ugly. The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me.
We'll give you a nice seat in the first-class carriage — and a banana for your monkey. A classic dating at least to the s, the extended Flip Wilson version above is the earliest on the internet. You can of course update it to an airplane, to Facebook, or to some other setting. Old man comes into a restaurant, sits at his usual table, and orders the usual — matzoh ball soup. The waiter sets it down in front of him, and stands back to watch him enjoy it. But the man just sits there. The waiter calls for the maitre d', and for the chef, and each goes through the same routine: "Too hot?
Finally the chief, at his wits end, says, "Sir, I will taste the soup myself. Where is the spoon? Guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please. The librarian hands over a a couple of slim children's paperbacks, and watches the chicken as it leaves the library, walks across the street, through a field, and disappears down the hill. Next day, the chicken is back.
The next day, the chicken comes for a third time. This time, once the chicken is out the door, the librarian follows — across the street, through a field, and down the hill to a small pond. On a rock on the edge of the pond is the biggest frog the librarian has ever seen. The chicken walks up to the frog, drops the book on the pond's edge, and says, "Book, Book, Book! The frog hops over, uses the front leg to push through the pile, and says: "Read it, read it, read it Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.
Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing.